Jesus Will Survive – Jesus Christ! The Musical
Parody of “Jesus” singing I Will Survive. Watch behind-the-Scenes and more videos at: www.javierprato.com DISCLAIMER This video is satire. It is a joke. I am being sarcastic. If you think you’ll be offended by it then please don’t watch it!
Meet a lizard that can walk, er, run on water. See all National Geographic videos: video.nationalgeographic.com
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HAAAX !!!
ITS THINKING JESUS CHRIST!!! A SNAKE!!! RUN RUN FOR IT!!
Jesus Christ…
jesus christ man!
its Raptor Jesus, our Lord and savior! he has come back to save only those with the freshest, most succulent livers! Praise Him!
Run Forest Run Lizard Gump
predatory reptile? wtf? why doesn’t the narrator just call it a freakin’ snake.
That dude fuckin pced it 1:12
the scientist who gave it the name must really hde sense of humor; i believe in the lizard now
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! A lizard that can run on water!
@Luftwaffells i mean that chakra is gay
btw ur very emotionally unstable u ten year old
ur probly not even allowd to swear cause ur parents wuld spank u
RUN JESUS RUUUUUUN!!! I’LL PROBOBLY GO TO HELL BECAUSE I SAID IT…
jesus nah it me the gecko
the lizards are dk’s
DIVINE MERCY DEVOTION given through saint Faustina, a simple miserable nun, who used to repel the calls of the Divinity, finally won? by His Mercy. In fact Jesus said to her: Write, the greater the sinner, more he as right of my infinite mercy. The devotion is very simple, simple for us, the worst sinners, the desesperate who had lost any hope of salvation because of the seemingly of the gravity of our sins.
jesus christ, lizard
but can it walk on sunshine?
HAIL SATAN
haha PWND
This are WIZARDS not lizards
Run Run like a wind!
Fuck ya all.. IM out of here!
dang that must funnnnnnn
@VicenzoV no ur just a faggit
Its so easy a caveman can do it. Geico
0:49 i love that scen
its not funny guys. i think he will burn i hell for this vid…
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finally can jesus do somting good befor blabblablabla now yeah live your life jesus its 2010 OMG come on so XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
hmm i dont belive hell or heaven so not i dont tink so
keep doing movies like this guys you rock
@Thepuppypuncher my parents are atheists. fool
@GarryW05 haha, and that is supposed to be an excuse for your lack of a third grade education? You can barely even spell. Its kind of sad really, if jesus was real and really a miracle worker, wouldn’t all christians at least be intelligent enough to read? Tell you what, jump off a 10 story building and pray to jesus that you live while you are falling all the way down… see if he spares you. If you die, then I guess you didn’t pray hard enough
@scrokostas awww…. sounds like an obvious attempt to mask the anger you feel toward your father and uncles who meticulously gang raped you in your youth. Dont feel bad little boy, just because you enjoyed sucking off your relatives doesn’t mean you need to take it out on others…. jesus still loves you even though you are gay. He will even love you more when you die…… by having you lick his balls. Jesus, really, really, really loves you….. hahahahaha
Look at all the angry religious ppl. A lot of times people are very aggressive and outgoing with their religion because they lack confidence in it. They feel threatened that other people don’t beleive in the same thing because it challenges their faith.
It is not befitting to (the majesty of) Allah that He should beget a son. Glory be to Him! When He determines a matter He only says to it “Be” and it is. 19: 35
@Thepuppypuncher haha mot to be a dick but thats funny
lol i love the reaction of the people walking on the street, they’re just like “wtf? who’s this crackhead?”
@Thepuppypuncher the bible forbids me to test god’s powers. btw, what am i suposed to hav spelled wrong?
@Jendor3000 Then, theuir not so religious, they’re em.. slaves.
message to every Christian :
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@GarryW05 How convenient….. quite the snake oil salesman this “Jesus” is. I love how blind faith works, an excuse for everything. Try ‘bleeive’ and ‘truee’ and ‘wud’ unless you have a fascination with vowels, those aren’t actually words. Start with Hooked on Phonics and work your way up through the Dr. Suess series…. in a couple of years you will be up to par with the third graders and can finally move out of your moms single wide.
@chihuahuabebi Yes it is….. just picture jesus ramming his cock down your moms throat while giving the camera 2 thumbs up while it’s being broad casted on the internet. See…. thats funny
jesus is a dead-jew bastard on a stick… mary sucked cock and took it in the ass and then lied about it otherwise she would have been buried alive and stoned in public.. XD
@scrokostas “We now return you to the poorly? spelled, obscenity-filled comments from all the good christians? offended by this? video.”
Praise “Bob”!
@Vinny19rocks “We now return you to the poorly? spelled, obscenity-filled comments from all the good christians? offended by this? video.”
Praise “Bob”!
@GarryW05 “We now return you to the poorly? spelled, obscenity-filled comments from all the good christians? offended by this? video.”
Praise “Bob”!
@GarryW05 “We now return you to the poorly? spelled, obscenity-filled comments from all the good christians? offended by this? video.”
Praise “Bob”!
this video is for atheists
No he wont because he was fake.
facio wymiata haha
Belivers-Happy,Positive,Strong,Good
Light
Dark
Atheists-Angry,Depressed,Unhappy,Bad-Good(but still got no accomplishment)